to crap or not to crap?

toilet rosak lagi!
tis is like the 3rd time since moved in
prev episodes cleared on it's own

now i have to run downstairs everytime mother nature calls
such hassle tau, nk kna trn tangga yg ade 10 anak iteww
membuatkan ku pikir byk kali nk pepe/popo or not
which is wat i am doing now
*sgt2 desperate need to use toilet tp mls nk pegi*
tp nnt prone to batu karang or constipation
isk isk isk
tak sanggup........

while i love the proximity of the toilet roll of downstairs toilet sbb upstairs punyer is like kat depan instead of tepi toilet bowl n my hands r not long enuf to reach it -taula x guna air to wash up after, but whyla ltk toilet roll holder tu out of reach jugak- downstairs punyer sinki jauh ngn toilet bowl, so kna siapkan air siap2 before going on wit the business
ssh tul toilet mat salleh ni, skarang rindu those pipe getah berlingkaran dlm tandas

ok, back to wc malfunction
tried to fix it with wat little knowledge from Kemahiran Hidup lessons almost 10 yrs ago
only to make it worse
now it's overflowing *yeah, eeee-yewwwwwwwwwwwww*
bagai tikus baiki labu gamaknyer
tried calling the landlord but he's still at work
wth? still @ work @ 7 on Saturday?
dush! dush!
inda mau la call the plumber - dat's who u call kan to fix the toilet?-
plumber here is like cekik darah smpai kering kalah vampire

makes me terigt kisah lama di Vista C
the story of broken pipes
smpai pindah2 umah wakaka
mereka yg terlibat tau la skandal di sebaliknyer
bet u guys smiling at the silliness just remembering it, am i right?

btw, main point is.....
fix the toilet ASAP pretty pls
dun wan to waste precious energy n potential fat deposit going down n up the stairs just to take the leak
not when winter is starting n having the extra insualtion is critical
n i dun have the biggest of bladder
n dat coke isn't helping either
aaaaaaa...daku terseksa!!!!